You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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