i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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