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Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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