I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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