how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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