you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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