Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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