is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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