i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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