Don't you send me to vm
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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