awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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