You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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