I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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