I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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