i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
