ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Terrible idea I love it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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