she was so not down for the gang bang
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
