Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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