Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize