Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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