Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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