Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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