I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
This girl is more easily done than said...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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