it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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