Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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