He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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