oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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