How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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