you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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