Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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