Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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