If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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