remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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