I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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