This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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