Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
How many fucks given?
0.12846
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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