oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I have post one night stand depression
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