You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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