Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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