he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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