Hey man sorry I got all grabby
they need to just BURY HIM!
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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