He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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