Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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