She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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