now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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