he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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