Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize