You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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