I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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