My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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