This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Me too!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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