she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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