I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she peed on how many people?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
