why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
a search helicopter?!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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