so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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