doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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