is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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