So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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